This is legit my way of

a) making humanity look bad and

b) thinking about history and stuff I guess? I don’t know.

If I sound like this horrible evil dictator then whoops, but the made-up people have to deal with it. Not your problem! So here we gooooooo

1. Never “invent” humans. We have stuffed up the world in many ways, so I think just getting rid of us would solve a lot of problems. Slavery, drugs, alcohol, overpopulation, pollution, etc.  Another species could inherit the Earth. They’d do a better job than any of us could. Maybe leopards?

2. If humanity did still exist for some reason, then NO HITLER. I don’t know how I would stop this… maybe give his mother a miscarriage or something? Dang, I feel like some god now. Joy.

3. No religion, or at least, no one religious enforcing their beliefs. If someone chose to believe in something, then maybe they could meet up for cake or whatever with anyone else who shared their beliefs. This is also if humanity still existed.

4. Never let anyone have access to weapons. This includes humans, leopards, gorillas, donkeys and penguins. And YES, I KNOW THAT THE NATURAL WAY IS KILLING THINGS AND EATING THEM, but honestly, evolution! If somehow I stuffed up the natural order, then evolution! By the way, claws and beaks etc do NOT count as weapons.

5. No discrimination. I could stop this by… um, I actually don’t know. I can’t stop it efficiently (by not letting it happen in the first place), but like, maybe if anyone has a problem with discrimination against them or someone else, they could maybe come to me to get it sorted? Then I’d do something to the organism/s discriminating to make the message stick. BUT NOT PAIN OR WHATEVER.

This is seemed like a good idea when I first thought of it. In my head I was like “hey, I could make the world better. Why don’t I write it down!” But now I’ve kinda looked at it and gone “yeah, I make a rubbish ruler. Oh well!” I think a lot of the ways that I could make the world better depend on what the organisms on Earth are doing. I depend on them. Woah, philosophy or something!

Please tell me any ways I could make the world better. I desperately need help with this. Bye!